Delia's glasses are MISSING (again.)

Mum told me to. 
"Turn off the TV! 
and go and do something more useful."


So I did this...


(Which wasn't THAT useful but  fun).

Cheese face..Ha!Ha!
I was inspired by seeing this on TV about monkeys in the zoo who keep pinching peoples sunglasses.
Ha! Ha! 

       

My particular favourite...

COMFY CHAIR SHOCK!

There is ONE chair in our house that's REALLY COMFY.  
(This one).
Mum has already WARNED me that she wants to sit down in a minute and RELAX "In the chair."
So I'll have to move. 
Groan. Which is a shame, but I have an idea.
I THROW the remote control

out of the window and it into the garden. Now at least Mum won't be able to change the channel for a while. (RESULT!)


Trouble is...
Mum spots the remote control landing in the flower bed. She says I BETTER find it FAST. Then sends me out to get it. Which takes AGES! 

When I FINALLY get back to the CHAIR. 

Mum looks like this...

Which is a bit of a SHOCK!
She says. 
"I'm relaxing."










Speaking of RELAXING. Check out the Otter.

Sock snacks

Derek's been complaining that Rooster has been stealing his socks and eating them! I've offered to give him another pair of Delia's sunglasses to chew on as I know that keeps Rooster happy 
(for a while anyway).
When it comes to socks and food, ROOSTER never gives  up looking for both.
Bit like the cousins, (with food that is.)
This dog reminds me of Rooster...Ha! Ha!

What's that noise coming from downstairs is it a monster?

Last night I was fast asleep zzzzzzzzzzz

when I HEARD a LOUD NOISE coming from downstairs. 

I didn't want to make a fuss. So I lay awake for a while thinking about what

the noise could be. 

I waited for the noise to stop.

But it just got LOUDER.

I told myself the noise was probably:

• Mum or Dad cleaning up the kitchen.
• Delia sneaking around.
• Maybe it could be a mouse?
• Or a MASSIVE monster looking for something to EAT? 

I decided that if I was going to get ANY sleep at all, I had to be brave

and go and take a look for myself.

The noise was coming from the front room.
It sounded a bit like a MONSTER snuffling and growling.

 So I crept downstairs and opened the door...slowly.

That's when I discovered  what a monster really looks like.
It was a terrible site. 

There was even slime dribbling out of it's open mouth.

I took a quick photo with Mums phone,

so that EVERYONE could see what I had found.

Including DAD.
Who didn't believe that he SNORED at all until I showed him the EVIDENCE
of him fast asleep in front of the TV. 

Here's something else that snores.
But this little creature is a LOT cuter
than Dad and not scary at all.

                                                             

 

WANT TO DRAW DELIA?

Mum has been making me do ALL
my homework ON TIME for a change.
GROAN...
So I haven't been able to do as much fun 
stuff as usual. 
Found this excellent drawing video
which gave me an idea for my own HOME WORK.


Mr Fullerman wants us to write... 


"A STEP BY STEP set of 
instructions on how to 
do something. 
For instance...
...how to Cook cakes."


I suggest I could try a, 
"How to hide my sister Delias sunglasses?" 


But I'm guessing that's not the kind of think Mr Fullerman wants? So I do this instead which is worth a 
TON of merits (I hope).
ENJOY!

DOODLETASTIC!

HEY 


Check out this doodle video!
Hope you like it... 

AGHHHH! MORE HOMEWORK.....

Mr Fullerman 

has been on a 

HOMEWORK CRAZE.

He keeps 

giving us  MASSES  to do.

I'm trying very hard to 

CONCENTRATE on getting it
all done. But I keep being 

distracted by things like:

Hiding Delias sunglasses.

Reading My ROCKWEEKLY
and watching funny videos....


















...this one might be 
useful if I don't get the
work done on time?