AGHHHH! MORE HOMEWORK.....

Mr Fullerman 

has been on a 

HOMEWORK CRAZE.

He keeps 

giving us  MASSES  to do.

I'm trying very hard to 

CONCENTRATE on getting it
all done. But I keep being 

distracted by things like:

Hiding Delias sunglasses.

Reading My ROCKWEEKLY
and watching funny videos....


















...this one might be 
useful if I don't get the
work done on time?

ZITS, PIMPLES AND DELIA.

I caught DELIA   s q u e e z i n g   a 
HUGE spot today. It was disgusting and 
NOT something I want to see again in a hurry.
So I told her I had something 
that would CURE all her spots instantly.
She says " Really.. what is it then?"


So I give her this...

I'm laughing...
..but Delia calls me an " Idiot." 
(Nothing new there then.)










Remind you of anyone?

 (c) Terry Border -  http://bentobjects.blogspot.com/

SHOCK HORROR!

THIS was the look on my 
face, when DELIA 
was nice to me today. 


At least I think she was nice to me, it's hard to tell. 
I try to avoid her if possible. 
(Unless I have sweets or 
something tasty to waft under her nose. 
Then I say.."Mmmm.. YUM none for you.")


But she took me COMPLETELY by surprise and gave me 
a copy of ROCKWEEKLY to read.


She said 

"Here... idiot, read this. You might learn something."
  


I was a bit shocked and slightly suspicious.
(I checked there was nothing nasty lurking inside 
the magazine.)
Delia saw me and added..
"Take it stupid, before I change my mind."


 So I did.

Sisterly love for me.

(But I still think she's up to something...)

A GRANNY MAVIS RECIPE

My mate Derek sent me this...
He said:   
"You'll like this 
It's all about cooking"
So I said:
"This looks like something 
my GRANNY MAVIS 
would make!"
Then he said:
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Derek thinks my Granny is a bit bonkers.
(She is.)

EXCELLENT!

Makes me want to make my own films now.
Maybe I could do something with Delia's sunglasses?
it's an idea?..! 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BISCUITS!

Oh YES!


I GOT FIVE MERITS 
for the biscuits I made in 
school.

My biscuit...gone.

Mr. Fullerman took the 
class. It was pretty eventful.


1. Norman managed to sneak eat
five spoonfuls of SUGAR
before we'd even started.
 Mr. Fullerman got suspicious when
he began dancing with a wooden spoon (the sugar got moved.)


2. Then Julia Morton couldn't find the sugar, 
so she  added SALT to her biscuits by accident.
Surprisingly they didn't taste too good. 
Not surprisingly Julia felt sick and went 
a nasty shade of green.




3. MARCUS Meldrew went ON
and ON and ON about what a good cook he was
and how HIS biscuits were going to be the BEST ever. 
SHAME he forgot to take them out of the oven...
 They looked like small burnt smoking raisins.
In case you're wondering
here's how we made the (non burnt/salty)
nice biscuits...






Here's a Marmot eating a NICE biscuit.

Sisterly love

Found some photos of me and Delia on holiday.

I'd forgotten how she liked to SHOVE me out of the way

at every opportunity. 

This is a good picture I think.

Me when I was younger-having my photo taken with Delia

See the DELIGHT on her face
until Mum told her off.

Another photo another SHOVE.

I know EXACTLY how this monkey feels...

ESCAPE!

It's been a REALLY   l  o  n  g  
week at school for lots of reasons:


1. SPELLING TESTS. 
2. MORE SPELLING TESTS.
3. CORRECTING SPELLING TESTS.
4. MARCUS CORRECTING MY SPELLING TEST.
5. FINDING OUT I'VE GOT SOME SPELLINGS WRONG.
6. FINDING OUT MARCUS HAS MORE  RIGHT THAN ME.


And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... 
Mr. Fullerman catches me DOODLING instead of re-writing my spellings. 
(I'm in trouble.) GROAN. 
       Ideally  this would be an excellent time to  
   ESCAPE from class. (See Panda in this  video...
   keep watching until the end.)









I'm saved when Norman Watson 
sticks a pen up his nose and then fires it 
out again by sneezing. It f l i e s  through the air
and lands at Mr Fullermans feet.
which distracts him nicely from my non spelling 
doodles. 
Phew... home time at last.

Hat-tastic...

Today in class, Mr. Fullerman handed out LOADS extra paper. He said..

"You'll need to use all this paper for writing interesting stories for me today!"


(Which was a bit hopeful of him.)


My story was inspired by Marcus Meldrew (the MOST annoying boy in my whole class.) It's called: 
THE GIANT BOY EATING SPIDER.


(Can you guess how the story ends?)

Marcus Meldrew in the Giant Boy Eating Spider

Once I'd got that out of the way, I had plenty of spare time
to put that extra paper to good use. I did more
drawing, doodling and made a paper hat.

I think this could be a new CRAZE
that will catch on.
Especially for small furry animals. (I wonder if we could get Derek's dog Rooster to wear one?)

Hide and SQUEAK.

Today in class  Norman Watson thought it would be
HILARIOUS to make a squeaking
every time Mr Fullerman turned his 
back to the class. 
(It was very funny.) 

Especially when Mr Fullerman spun 

round REALLY fast and caught Norman in mid SQUEAK.

It reminded me of something I'd seen before..

this....

EMBARRASSING PARENTS!!

Me and Derek (my best mate) saw something 
 HORRENDOUS and really disturbing
the other day. My Mum and Dad 
randomly DANCING in the KITCHEN together. 
(WHY? why? why?)

Worse still..
they
actually 
tried 
to get 
us to 
join in!
As if?
It was a 
SHOCK.
We escaped
quickly.


I thought they would 
definitely take 
first place in any 


"EMBARRASSING PARENT COMPETITION" until...

... I found this ...

The art of keeping you eyes open in class while sleeping.

Here are a few 
tips on looking 
like you are 
WIDE AWAKE in class
(especailly Maths)
while taking a 
sneaky snooze.

This was like me in Maths today....
(I woke up when the bell went for lunch!)

Annoying Delia...

I was doing some homework when something AMAZING happened.
Delia left her sunglasses on the table, right in front of me.
What was I supposed to do presented 
with such a FANTASTIC opportunity to annoy her?
The only thing I could... hide them. (It seemed rude not to.)

I told DELIA she had to play  "Hot And Cold" if she wanted to find her sunglasses. 
I managed to hide them in three different places before she went and got Mum who made me give them back. It was BRILLIANT!

 This could become a regular feature of my BLOG? 

Watch this space...

This is what Mr Fullerman will look like 
if I tell him I've forgotten to bring my home work in...again. 
So I better get on with it.