My mate Derek sent me this...
He said:
"You'll like this
It's all about cooking"
So I said:
"This looks like something
my GRANNY MAVIS
would make!"
Then he said:
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Derek thinks my Granny is a bit bonkers.
(She is.)
EXCELLENT!
Makes me want to make my own films now.
Maybe I could do something with Delia's sunglasses?
it's an idea?..!
Oh YES!
I GOT FIVE MERITS
for the biscuits I made in
school.
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| My biscuit...gone. |
Mr. Fullerman took the
class. It was pretty eventful.
1. Norman managed to sneak eat
five spoonfuls of SUGAR
before we'd even started.
Mr. Fullerman got suspicious when
he began dancing with a wooden spoon (the sugar got moved.)
2. Then Julia Morton couldn't find the sugar,
so she added SALT to her biscuits by accident.
Surprisingly they didn't taste too good.
Not surprisingly Julia felt sick and went
a nasty shade of green.
3. MARCUS Meldrew went ON
and ON and ON about what a good cook he was
and how HIS biscuits were going to be the BEST ever.
SHAME he forgot to take them out of the oven...
They looked like small burnt smoking raisins.
In case you're wondering
here's how we made the (non burnt/salty)
nice biscuits...
Here's a Marmot eating a NICE biscuit.
