EMBARRASSING PARENTS!!

Me and Derek (my best mate) saw something 
 HORRENDOUS and really disturbing
the other day. My Mum and Dad 
randomly DANCING in the KITCHEN together. 
(WHY? why? why?)

Worse still..
they
actually 
tried 
to get 
us to 
join in!
As if?
It was a 
SHOCK.
We escaped
quickly.


I thought they would 
definitely take 
first place in any 


"EMBARRASSING PARENT COMPETITION" until...

... I found this ...

The art of keeping you eyes open in class while sleeping.

Here are a few 
tips on looking 
like you are 
WIDE AWAKE in class
(especailly Maths)
while taking a 
sneaky snooze.

This was like me in Maths today....
(I woke up when the bell went for lunch!)