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With ME on it and some other stuff too...

BANANA DOODLE TASTIC!

I've been doing different banana doodles for a while, 

It's handy when I want to STOP DELIA (or anyone else) from eating MY bananas.

 I just doodle my name on them like this...

(You can still eat them even when you poke a whole in the skin.)

BUT TAKE a LOOK at these doodles - 

they're  AMAZING!

NEW BOOK!

WHOO! HOOOO!
The new book with all sorts of funny stories
inside (AND two board games as well) is 
OUT NOW!
Check out the DOODLE competition to win
a YEARS supply of Crayola. How good is that?

WELCOME to my BRILLIANT WORLD!

Here's a little look into what my WORLD 
is REALLY like - ENJOY!

SUMMER READING CHALLENGE DOODLE

YEAH!

 EXCELLENT DOODLES for the summer reading challenge in the UK. 

EVEN MORE bananas

I should REALLY be doing my HOME WORK 

but I keep thinking of good ideas for BANANA DRAWINGS - like these:

Marcus being an IDIOT.

Mr Fullerman gets confused

Not sure ROOSTER would wear a banana costume though...

DELIA'S GONE BANANAS

Mum's bought loads of bananas.

I do like bananas but there are TONS of them.

So they don't start to go brown and mushy, i've been EXTRA creative and put some of them to good use.

Ha! Ha! 

Delia looking jolly. 

I gave this one to Delia - she wasn't impressed. POKE holes in the skin to make it
go black like this. It's like MAGIC!

 

SUPER FAST fossils

My granddad Bob is pretty   f a s t  when he's in his mobility scooter.
(Even when Granny Mavis is hanging off the back with her roller blades on  - YES I did say ROLLER BLADES.)

NOW check out THESE  SPEEDY FOSSILS!
They are both over 90 years old. When I showed the video to Grandad
he said. 

"I'd like to see them run that fast doing THIS..."





(Very funny Granddad. 
Ha! Ha!)

Playground slide stuff

MY MUM only went and hung out ONE pair of my pants on the washing line which was SO EMBARRASSING! Especially when DELIA kept laughing at them and ME.

I tried to take them down, but Mum told me to "LEAVE them to dry" (Groan.) So I went round to Derek's house and we took Rooster out for a walk (which took my mind of my pants swinging on the washing line for a bit...groan.)

Rooster got a bit grubby - mostly because he kept following us down the slide in the 
playground which had a puddle at the bottom. Me and Derek managed to avoid it...

Rooster didn't. 
Check out this dog, it's REALLY funny and reminds me of Rooster.

World biscuit falling record

Remember when IMAGINED what my best day at school would be - and how I would make a wafer biscuit domino line all around school and break the
WORLD BISCUIT FALLING RECORD 
(if there is one).

Well, Derek and I tried to do a REAL caramel wafer domino line in the garden the other day.Only it wasn't THAT spectacular with only SIX biscuits.
Especially when you see some of the proper domino lines that people do.


Check out this band (called OK GO) who do really AMAZING bonkers videos. This must have taken AGES and AGES.If Norman was in this band, they would have given up I think! 
. 

Dog Vs Grumpy Sister (no contest)

If Delia wasn't ALLERGIC to dogs we'd probably have one of our own.
I'd rather have a dog than Delia any day, 

for lots of reasons like these:

* Dogs are always pleased to see you.

* They are a more FUN than grumpy sisters.

* You can take a dog for nice walks. 

* And teach them cool tricks.

* Dogs are HILARIOUS.

I do laugh at Delia occasionally, like when she can't find her sunglasses.

I'm not sure what kind of dog I'd get?

If I had a dog like this one it dog make me laugh all the time.


And this one...

Even when dogs have done bad things they're still funny...

IT IS PANCAKE DAY TODAY YEAH!

How  BRILLIANT is this? 
Pancakes AND doodles.

I'm showing DAD this VIDEO so HE can make 
*pancakes like this too.

How about a ROOSTER pancake? 
Or a grumpy Delia face pancake? Mmmmm 
that's a good idea.

I'll show you how we get on... YUM.

(* GET a grown up to help you!)

ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!

THIS VIDEO makes me laugh every time I see it.


It's like when ROOSTER was running round the garden BARKING 
like mad.
Derek and I said it sounded like he was saying

RALPH! 
RALPH! 
RALPH!

Ha! Ha!  GENIUS!

SNOW DOG ROOSTER!

HEY look who it is...
Rooster as a SNOW DOG!

He was a bit tricky but I used a few sticks inside his ears to keep them up.
Some rolled up black paper for his eyes, nose and mouth.

Recognise him?

Me...relaxing.

Rooster with a ball.

Got any good pics of YOUR snowmen or dogs...

How a about a DOGZOMBIE snowman?

That would be good.

LOOK! - DELIA THE REAL SNOW GRUMP

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

My sister Delia looking HAPPY.

 

Delia wasn't impressed with her snow grump. But Dad said
"Wow Tom that's amazing!" which really annoyed her. 

(Mmmmmm who shall I make next?)

SNOWGRUMP

 


 TODAY!




 YEAH!

We all got to go home early from school too, which was  
excellent news. 
Derek came round to my house and Mum made us both a hot chocolate with MARSHMALLOWS.

We would have had THREE marshmallows EACH if Delia hadn't turned up and
asked for one too. 

"You don't even like marshmallows!" I reminded her.

"I do"

"No you don't - we'll have yours."

"I'll leave out the marshmallows if you don't like them Delia." Mum told her.

"I do..I love them." 

(She doesn't, it was REALLY annoying.)

When we'd finished out drinks Derek and I went out to make a snowman.

I had a good idea...

 


















...which worked out nicely.