What's that noise coming from downstairs is it a monster?

Last night I was fast asleep zzzzzzzzzzz

when I HEARD a LOUD NOISE coming from downstairs. 

I didn't want to make a fuss. So I lay awake for a while thinking about what

the noise could be. 

I waited for the noise to stop.

But it just got LOUDER.

I told myself the noise was probably:

• Mum or Dad cleaning up the kitchen.
• Delia sneaking around.
• Maybe it could be a mouse?
• Or a MASSIVE monster looking for something to EAT? 

I decided that if I was going to get ANY sleep at all, I had to be brave

and go and take a look for myself.

The noise was coming from the front room.
It sounded a bit like a MONSTER snuffling and growling.

 So I crept downstairs and opened the door...slowly.

That's when I discovered  what a monster really looks like.
It was a terrible site. 

There was even slime dribbling out of it's open mouth.

I took a quick photo with Mums phone,

so that EVERYONE could see what I had found.

Including DAD.
Who didn't believe that he SNORED at all until I showed him the EVIDENCE
of him fast asleep in front of the TV. 

Here's something else that snores.
But this little creature is a LOT cuter
than Dad and not scary at all.

                                                             

 

WANT TO DRAW DELIA?

Mum has been making me do ALL
my homework ON TIME for a change.
GROAN...
So I haven't been able to do as much fun 
stuff as usual. 
Found this excellent drawing video
which gave me an idea for my own HOME WORK.


Mr Fullerman wants us to write... 


"A STEP BY STEP set of 
instructions on how to 
do something. 
For instance...
...how to Cook cakes."


I suggest I could try a, 
"How to hide my sister Delias sunglasses?" 


But I'm guessing that's not the kind of think Mr Fullerman wants? So I do this instead which is worth a 
TON of merits (I hope).
ENJOY!

DOODLETASTIC!

HEY 


Check out this doodle video!
Hope you like it... 

AGHHHH! MORE HOMEWORK.....

Mr Fullerman 

has been on a 

HOMEWORK CRAZE.

He keeps 

giving us  MASSES  to do.

I'm trying very hard to 

CONCENTRATE on getting it
all done. But I keep being 

distracted by things like:

Hiding Delias sunglasses.

Reading My ROCKWEEKLY
and watching funny videos....


















...this one might be 
useful if I don't get the
work done on time?

ZITS, PIMPLES AND DELIA.

I caught DELIA   s q u e e z i n g   a 
HUGE spot today. It was disgusting and 
NOT something I want to see again in a hurry.
So I told her I had something 
that would CURE all her spots instantly.
She says " Really.. what is it then?"


So I give her this...

I'm laughing...
..but Delia calls me an " Idiot." 
(Nothing new there then.)










Remind you of anyone?

 (c) Terry Border -  http://bentobjects.blogspot.com/

SHOCK HORROR!

THIS was the look on my 
face, when DELIA 
was nice to me today. 


At least I think she was nice to me, it's hard to tell. 
I try to avoid her if possible. 
(Unless I have sweets or 
something tasty to waft under her nose. 
Then I say.."Mmmm.. YUM none for you.")


But she took me COMPLETELY by surprise and gave me 
a copy of ROCKWEEKLY to read.


She said 

"Here... idiot, read this. You might learn something."
  


I was a bit shocked and slightly suspicious.
(I checked there was nothing nasty lurking inside 
the magazine.)
Delia saw me and added..
"Take it stupid, before I change my mind."


 So I did.

Sisterly love for me.

(But I still think she's up to something...)

A GRANNY MAVIS RECIPE

My mate Derek sent me this...
He said:   
"You'll like this 
It's all about cooking"
So I said:
"This looks like something 
my GRANNY MAVIS 
would make!"
Then he said:
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Derek thinks my Granny is a bit bonkers.
(She is.)

EXCELLENT!

Makes me want to make my own films now.
Maybe I could do something with Delia's sunglasses?
it's an idea?..!