ESCAPE!

It's been a REALLY   l  o  n  g  
week at school for lots of reasons:


1. SPELLING TESTS. 
2. MORE SPELLING TESTS.
3. CORRECTING SPELLING TESTS.
4. MARCUS CORRECTING MY SPELLING TEST.
5. FINDING OUT I'VE GOT SOME SPELLINGS WRONG.
6. FINDING OUT MARCUS HAS MORE  RIGHT THAN ME.


And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... 
Mr. Fullerman catches me DOODLING instead of re-writing my spellings. 
(I'm in trouble.) GROAN. 
       Ideally  this would be an excellent time to  
   ESCAPE from class. (See Panda in this  video...
   keep watching until the end.)









I'm saved when Norman Watson 
sticks a pen up his nose and then fires it 
out again by sneezing. It f l i e s  through the air
and lands at Mr Fullermans feet.
which distracts him nicely from my non spelling 
doodles. 
Phew... home time at last.

Hat-tastic...

Today in class, Mr. Fullerman handed out LOADS extra paper. He said..

"You'll need to use all this paper for writing interesting stories for me today!"


(Which was a bit hopeful of him.)


My story was inspired by Marcus Meldrew (the MOST annoying boy in my whole class.) It's called: 
THE GIANT BOY EATING SPIDER.


(Can you guess how the story ends?)

Marcus Meldrew in the Giant Boy Eating Spider

Once I'd got that out of the way, I had plenty of spare time
to put that extra paper to good use. I did more
drawing, doodling and made a paper hat.

I think this could be a new CRAZE
that will catch on.
Especially for small furry animals. (I wonder if we could get Derek's dog Rooster to wear one?)

Hide and SQUEAK.

Today in class  Norman Watson thought it would be
HILARIOUS to make a squeaking
every time Mr Fullerman turned his 
back to the class. 
(It was very funny.) 

Especially when Mr Fullerman spun 

round REALLY fast and caught Norman in mid SQUEAK.

It reminded me of something I'd seen before..

this....

EMBARRASSING PARENTS!!

Me and Derek (my best mate) saw something 
 HORRENDOUS and really disturbing
the other day. My Mum and Dad 
randomly DANCING in the KITCHEN together. 
(WHY? why? why?)

Worse still..
they
actually 
tried 
to get 
us to 
join in!
As if?
It was a 
SHOCK.
We escaped
quickly.


I thought they would 
definitely take 
first place in any 


"EMBARRASSING PARENT COMPETITION" until...

... I found this ...

The art of keeping you eyes open in class while sleeping.

Here are a few 
tips on looking 
like you are 
WIDE AWAKE in class
(especailly Maths)
while taking a 
sneaky snooze.

This was like me in Maths today....
(I woke up when the bell went for lunch!)

Annoying Delia...

I was doing some homework when something AMAZING happened.
Delia left her sunglasses on the table, right in front of me.
What was I supposed to do presented 
with such a FANTASTIC opportunity to annoy her?
The only thing I could... hide them. (It seemed rude not to.)

I told DELIA she had to play  "Hot And Cold" if she wanted to find her sunglasses. 
I managed to hide them in three different places before she went and got Mum who made me give them back. It was BRILLIANT!

 This could become a regular feature of my BLOG? 

Watch this space...

This is what Mr Fullerman will look like 
if I tell him I've forgotten to bring my home work in...again. 
So I better get on with it.

WELCOME TO MY BRILLIANT WORLD

My book of extemely good stuff...

YEAH!
I'm Tom Gates and this is my new 

BLOG where I get to chat about all kinds 

of interesting stuff. 

Very important things like...

1. What snacks will I take over to Derek's (my best mate and next door neighbour).

2. Why is Marcus Meldrew SO annoying? 

3. How does Mr Fullerman (my teacher) know EXACTLY what I'm doing in class even     though I am sneakily hiding behind my book and pretending to read?

THIS is exactly what it feels like when MR FULLERMAN STARES AT  YOU with his BIG BEADY EYES!!!

AGH!!! (I think Mr Fullerman is a robot.)