A GRANNY MAVIS RECIPE

My mate Derek sent me this...
He said:   
"You'll like this 
It's all about cooking"
So I said:
"This looks like something 
my GRANNY MAVIS 
would make!"
Then he said:
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Derek thinks my Granny is a bit bonkers.
(She is.)

EXCELLENT!

Makes me want to make my own films now.
Maybe I could do something with Delia's sunglasses?
it's an idea?..! 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BISCUITS!

Oh YES!


I GOT FIVE MERITS 
for the biscuits I made in 
school.

My biscuit...gone.

Mr. Fullerman took the 
class. It was pretty eventful.


1. Norman managed to sneak eat
five spoonfuls of SUGAR
before we'd even started.
 Mr. Fullerman got suspicious when
he began dancing with a wooden spoon (the sugar got moved.)


2. Then Julia Morton couldn't find the sugar, 
so she  added SALT to her biscuits by accident.
Surprisingly they didn't taste too good. 
Not surprisingly Julia felt sick and went 
a nasty shade of green.




3. MARCUS Meldrew went ON
and ON and ON about what a good cook he was
and how HIS biscuits were going to be the BEST ever. 
SHAME he forgot to take them out of the oven...
 They looked like small burnt smoking raisins.
In case you're wondering
here's how we made the (non burnt/salty)
nice biscuits...






Here's a Marmot eating a NICE biscuit.

Sisterly love

Found some photos of me and Delia on holiday.

I'd forgotten how she liked to SHOVE me out of the way

at every opportunity. 

This is a good picture I think.

Me when I was younger-having my photo taken with Delia

See the DELIGHT on her face
until Mum told her off.

Another photo another SHOVE.

I know EXACTLY how this monkey feels...

ESCAPE!

It's been a REALLY   l  o  n  g  
week at school for lots of reasons:


1. SPELLING TESTS. 
2. MORE SPELLING TESTS.
3. CORRECTING SPELLING TESTS.
4. MARCUS CORRECTING MY SPELLING TEST.
5. FINDING OUT I'VE GOT SOME SPELLINGS WRONG.
6. FINDING OUT MARCUS HAS MORE  RIGHT THAN ME.


And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... 
Mr. Fullerman catches me DOODLING instead of re-writing my spellings. 
(I'm in trouble.) GROAN. 
       Ideally  this would be an excellent time to  
   ESCAPE from class. (See Panda in this  video...
   keep watching until the end.)









I'm saved when Norman Watson 
sticks a pen up his nose and then fires it 
out again by sneezing. It f l i e s  through the air
and lands at Mr Fullermans feet.
which distracts him nicely from my non spelling 
doodles. 
Phew... home time at last.

Hat-tastic...

Today in class, Mr. Fullerman handed out LOADS extra paper. He said..

"You'll need to use all this paper for writing interesting stories for me today!"


(Which was a bit hopeful of him.)


My story was inspired by Marcus Meldrew (the MOST annoying boy in my whole class.) It's called: 
THE GIANT BOY EATING SPIDER.


(Can you guess how the story ends?)

Marcus Meldrew in the Giant Boy Eating Spider

Once I'd got that out of the way, I had plenty of spare time
to put that extra paper to good use. I did more
drawing, doodling and made a paper hat.

I think this could be a new CRAZE
that will catch on.
Especially for small furry animals. (I wonder if we could get Derek's dog Rooster to wear one?)

Hide and SQUEAK.

Today in class  Norman Watson thought it would be
HILARIOUS to make a squeaking
every time Mr Fullerman turned his 
back to the class. 
(It was very funny.) 

Especially when Mr Fullerman spun 

round REALLY fast and caught Norman in mid SQUEAK.

It reminded me of something I'd seen before..

this....

EMBARRASSING PARENTS!!

Me and Derek (my best mate) saw something 
 HORRENDOUS and really disturbing
the other day. My Mum and Dad 
randomly DANCING in the KITCHEN together. 
(WHY? why? why?)

Worse still..
they
actually 
tried 
to get 
us to 
join in!
As if?
It was a 
SHOCK.
We escaped
quickly.


I thought they would 
definitely take 
first place in any 


"EMBARRASSING PARENT COMPETITION" until...

... I found this ...