WANT TO DRAW DELIA?

Mum has been making me do ALL
my homework ON TIME for a change.
GROAN...
So I haven't been able to do as much fun 
stuff as usual. 
Found this excellent drawing video
which gave me an idea for my own HOME WORK.


Mr Fullerman wants us to write... 


"A STEP BY STEP set of 
instructions on how to 
do something. 
For instance...
...how to Cook cakes."


I suggest I could try a, 
"How to hide my sister Delias sunglasses?" 


But I'm guessing that's not the kind of think Mr Fullerman wants? So I do this instead which is worth a 
TON of merits (I hope).
ENJOY!

DOODLETASTIC!

HEY 


Check out this doodle video!
Hope you like it... 

AGHHHH! MORE HOMEWORK.....

Mr Fullerman 

has been on a 

HOMEWORK CRAZE.

He keeps 

giving us  MASSES  to do.

I'm trying very hard to 

CONCENTRATE on getting it
all done. But I keep being 

distracted by things like:

Hiding Delias sunglasses.

Reading My ROCKWEEKLY
and watching funny videos....


















...this one might be 
useful if I don't get the
work done on time?

ZITS, PIMPLES AND DELIA.

I caught DELIA   s q u e e z i n g   a 
HUGE spot today. It was disgusting and 
NOT something I want to see again in a hurry.
So I told her I had something 
that would CURE all her spots instantly.
She says " Really.. what is it then?"


So I give her this...

I'm laughing...
..but Delia calls me an " Idiot." 
(Nothing new there then.)










Remind you of anyone?

 (c) Terry Border -  http://bentobjects.blogspot.com/

SHOCK HORROR!

THIS was the look on my 
face, when DELIA 
was nice to me today. 


At least I think she was nice to me, it's hard to tell. 
I try to avoid her if possible. 
(Unless I have sweets or 
something tasty to waft under her nose. 
Then I say.."Mmmm.. YUM none for you.")


But she took me COMPLETELY by surprise and gave me 
a copy of ROCKWEEKLY to read.


She said 

"Here... idiot, read this. You might learn something."
  


I was a bit shocked and slightly suspicious.
(I checked there was nothing nasty lurking inside 
the magazine.)
Delia saw me and added..
"Take it stupid, before I change my mind."


 So I did.

Sisterly love for me.

(But I still think she's up to something...)

A GRANNY MAVIS RECIPE

My mate Derek sent me this...
He said:   
"You'll like this 
It's all about cooking"
So I said:
"This looks like something 
my GRANNY MAVIS 
would make!"
Then he said:
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Derek thinks my Granny is a bit bonkers.
(She is.)

EXCELLENT!

Makes me want to make my own films now.
Maybe I could do something with Delia's sunglasses?
it's an idea?..! 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BISCUITS!

Oh YES!


I GOT FIVE MERITS 
for the biscuits I made in 
school.

My biscuit...gone.

Mr. Fullerman took the 
class. It was pretty eventful.


1. Norman managed to sneak eat
five spoonfuls of SUGAR
before we'd even started.
 Mr. Fullerman got suspicious when
he began dancing with a wooden spoon (the sugar got moved.)


2. Then Julia Morton couldn't find the sugar, 
so she  added SALT to her biscuits by accident.
Surprisingly they didn't taste too good. 
Not surprisingly Julia felt sick and went 
a nasty shade of green.




3. MARCUS Meldrew went ON
and ON and ON about what a good cook he was
and how HIS biscuits were going to be the BEST ever. 
SHAME he forgot to take them out of the oven...
 They looked like small burnt smoking raisins.
In case you're wondering
here's how we made the (non burnt/salty)
nice biscuits...






Here's a Marmot eating a NICE biscuit.